Composting tips!

Now you can compost, too! Here's how I do it.
Step 1: Gather up your excess vegetable matter in your hands, and go to the back door.
Step 2: Fling your vegetables out of the back door as hard as you can.
Step 3 (and this is the trick, here): Yell, "COMPOOOOOST!" at the top of your lungs.